Friday, May 25, 2012

COMING TOGETHER

 well hello there folks!
it's FRIDAY!!!yes,that's right,and we at DNN network would like to welcome you to our brand stink'in new site! feel free to take a look around,there's cookies, and drinks are in the refrig,so make yourself at home.we promise to have lots of  fun around here,while continuing to bring you our take on the world.now go tell a friend and follow us every week as we put this thing in drive once again.(vvvvvvvrroooomm!)
until next friday....PEACE!!!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

THE LATEST TREND

post on May 11, 2012
well folks it's that time again!!you know the one,i'm talking about,it's FRIDAY!!!!
that's right! it's time to give the week days the middle finger,cause it's smooth sailing from here on out,well atleast until monday.lol
there will be changes and major announcements coming soon to the DNN NETWORK  but not to worry we plan on bringing you the noise for awhile longer and we're determined not to allow this network to stank or tank like Oprah's.lol 
that's my word son!
so until next friday,dueces!


PUPPIES FOR SALE


post on May 4, 2012
good news folks!if you are reading this then that means you've made it to another FRRRIIIIDAY!!!!
soon it will be time to let down your hair and kick up your heels for the weekend.
anyways the talk around the office is about chris(young breezy)brown taken some heat for
trying to sale his pit bull puppies on twitter.hmmmm, i don't know,would you really want to deal with something that vicious,that has a short temper and bites,,,,,and no we're not talking about the puppies.lol
well it's back to the news room, were our staff is working hard(or a least pretending to be),on up coming episodes,sooooooooooooo,until next friday,peace.

thug after life

post on April 27, 2012
yep it's friday!!!!!
and that means we are back in yo' face with another news cast.
well it's the last friday of this month,and people are still talking
about the tupac hologram performance at coachella a few weeks ago.
but not to be out done sources say that P.Diddy is secretly working on a
time machine in hopes of bringing Biggie Smalls fat ass back to the future for a BadBoy reunion,
yeah let's all pray that he goes bankrupt first.
anyways we're off to cover our next breaking story,what's that you ask!?
oh, no,no,nooo,you'll have to tune next week for that.as alway,PEACE!!!!
 

not so secret services

post on April 20, 2012
well it's another friday folks!!!!!!
yeah,we are running alittle late today,but hey,DNN is like good sex,it doesn't really matter when you get it,just as long as you're getting it right?!..am i right?!...
speaking of sex,we at DNN have done some indept research and founded out that yes, Colombia is in fact known for more then just their good coffee,so that would explain why Juan Vablez looks so relaxed all the time.
anyways we're off to do more...a... research,until next friday,PEACE!

this or that

post on April 13, 2012
hey folks!
betcha can't guess what today is?
that's right,it's friday!!!!!!!!!!!
but not just any other friday,it FRIDAY THE 13TH!oooOOH!!!
so if you see a black cat crossing the road,pick up a stick and chase it down the street,but
if it has on a hoodie and  is looking suspicious you might wanna call the authourities. 
but seriously folks,we at DNN would like to send a HAPPY BIRTHDAY out to our resident cartoonist  jaydubb,who says he's turning 25...again,but with little to no hairline we find that hard to believe.
so here's to you buddy,may your day be filled with lots of alcohol and lap dances.and for the rest of you guys,
see ya  next friday!

the bunny,jesus debate.

post on April 6, 2012
hey folks,it's friday!!!
that's right,and we at  DNN would like to high-five ourselves ,why?because we're just cool like that.duh!
 we would like to to say that,we take pride in being you news that you can trust.and welcome any and all comments.in closing, here's a little joke for the holiday.
what does Jesus,the Easter Bunny,and a Sports car have in common?......(wait for it.)
absolutely nothing!lol
until next friday PEACE!!!
 

spring savings

post on March 30, 2012
congratulation folks,you've made it to another friday!!!!!!!!!!
and in the words of Bob Marley,"the sun is shining,the weather is sweet,make me want to move my dancing feet".
alot of you are on spring break,or just coming back from it,enjoy it while you can cause in the real world there's no such thing,well unless you work at a school or something.
anyways DNN is still dedicated to bringing you the topnotch entertainment that money can buy.(nah,this comic is free,so if you don't like it,remember you get what you pay for.)
so until next friday.............PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


phony,kony,nutjobs

post on March 23, 2012
hey kids! guess what today is!!?
yep,that's right,it's FRIDAY!!!
and the folks at DNN would like to thank all of you who stop by every week to check us out.whether,you laugh,cry,or get a bad case of diarhea it is all  greatly appreciated.
so until next friday,PEACE!!!!

ST.DRUNK'S DAY!

post on March 16, 2012
IT'S FRIDAY!!!
that right folks,and we at DNN are still at it.
looks like some people are starting to celebrate a little early around here.poor huggs.
saturday is ST.PATRICKS'S DAY so at least you guys can finish the week without slapping the
shamrock out of coworkers for asking you why you didn't wear green today,but tomorrow
keep your pimp hand strong.lol
until next friday
PEACE!!

who's bullying who?

post on March 9, 2012
Happy Friday folks!!!
we at DNN would like to take this time to talk about the very serious issue of bullying,or not,but isn't it the ones who got picked on who decide to take out half the year book staff and the glee club?hmmmmm.
anyways,we're off to enjoy the weekend and so should you, sooo...
until next friday,peace!

next top role model

post on March 1, 2012
hey folks,it's friday!!
yep the weekend is upon us,spring is right around the corner and DNN is still on the air,so as they say in the streets,"that's what up."
after watching her god awful performance at the grammys,we at DNN was wondering,
if music is food for the soul then what kind of food would Nicki Minaj and YoungMoney artist be?hmmmmm.
let us know by calling our hot line at 1-800-4DZ-NUTS
see you next friday!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012


a news brief

post on Feb. 24, 2012
well,well,well.
it's the last friday of the month,and oh,what a month it has been.
BlackHistory started off with a BANG!!!
literally, when Don Cornelius decide to checkout of this joint,then as if that wasn't enough,
Whitney Houston  was found belly up in a hotel suite,DAMN,DAMN,DAMN,DAAAMN!!!crack truely is whack!
the Superbowl sucked,the weather around here sucked,and oh yeah,we missed our first
deadline last week,(shit happens.)but not to fret,
we've dust ourselves off and ready to ride that bitch again!
so until next friday,DEUCE!!!

part- time lover

post on Feb. 10, 2012
well it's another friday,and we here at DNN are  working extra hard to bring you all the news and entertainment  that we can,well maybe not that hard,we don't get paid for this ish.i'm just saying.lol
see ya next
friday!

say what!?

post on Feb. 4, 2012
it's Black History month,it'friday,and it's time for the good folks here at DNN to pat ourselves on the back for a job well done.that's right, not only do we continue to meet our deadline,but we're black owned as well.
see next friday!

out on location

posted on Jan. 27, 2012
we've notice this strange phenomenon of kids in this warmer then usual winter outside trying to snowboard,ski,and even making snow angles on the ground with no snow!
experts say this is a mental condition called "winternutjobs"and if not treated could become very entertaining to watch by on lookers
if you witness kids having snow ball fights with clogs of dirt,please contact the help center immediately.

                                   -DNN
see ya nexy friday!!

Monday, May 7, 2012


Year end reviews..

the drought is over

post on Jan. 20, 2012
...don't you just love them?we thought so.
well folks,the staff here at DNN are working hard and are super excited about future episodes,so stay tooned!and remember we're scoping this@#$% ish! out for you!
see ya next friday!

GOD'S A BRONCO FAN?

post on Dec. 27, 2011
hey folks,we here at DNN want to hear from you,
is praying to god before a game considered cheating?
type in your comments below or call us on our hot-line
at 1-800-4DZ-NUTZ.
see ya next friday!

bundle of joy!

post on Dec. 27, 2011
well here we are folks,the first friday of the NewYear and the buzz on the streets is about the birth of jay-z and beyonce's baby.since it's a girl let's hope it looks more like beyonce then jay,im just sayin.lol
see ya next friday!