the bieber lotto

Hey folks its Friday! !!!!

That right , the weekend is quickly approaching, and we are waiting to embrace all of its wonderful glory  with opened arms.

Speaking of embracing with open arms, inmates around the country are  waiting with bated breathe  for their chance to make pop star teen sensation justin Bieber, their "bitch", behind  the state walls. Yes the bieber lotto has reached  fever pitch as the  singer continues to find himself  in trouble with the law again and again.
Bieber who's mug shot shows him smiling and looking more like Miley Cyrus, no doubt will become a member of the  prison twerk team  and will get passed around like a pack of cheap cigarettes immediately after entering lock down.
The pop star has always wanted "street cred",through out his career,  and what could be more gangsta then fighting off a group horny inmates in the shower, huh? (Be careful what you wish for, you thuggish vanilla latte gangsta you.)we'll report more as this story unfolds.

 Anyways, that's all for now, we'll see you folks on the other side, so from all of us here at DNN, we say peace! 

the polar vortex

hey folks,it's friday!!!!!

that's right,the weekend is at arms length,so what are you waiting for huh, reach out and grab it!!!

speaking of grabbing  things,you might want to grab a coat,hat,and some gloves when you go out, if you live on the east coast and the Midwest,cause it is colder than a polar be-- well you get the picture,so dress in layers people,and remember only 55 days to go until spring.(we're just saying)

anyways,our correspondent bif  Whiteman would like to think all of  the well wishers and cards that he received over the past few days,as you might have guessed,he his recovering from lacerations to the face after being slap by a five hundred pound polar bear while doing this story,bif is in good spirits and says that he can't wait to get back to work.

 well that all for now folks,like always we will see you on the othe side,so from all of us here at DNN,we say,KEEP WARM!!!!!! 

   

   

historic nonsense

well hello there folks,it's,it's the weekend!!!

at least what's left of it.

yep,with less then 8 hours to go until  dreaded Monday,we are determined  to make the best of every last minute.

 anyways,it's a new year and we here at DNN would like to welcome you all back for what's promises to be the best year ever! by now you all should know what we do around here, after going strong for three years, and with  the greatest stories and commentaries that you have ever read in you life,i think it's safe to say that we've earned the spot as the greatest news team in history. 

speaking of history Dennis Rodman was quoted as saying that his latest trip to North Korea was"historic",let's see now,a washed up NBA star with a band of washed up second rate players putting on a exhibition to promote world peace,i think the Harlem globetrotters would've been taken more seriously.

i'm sure you guys are with us when we say that we've seen enough of the "worm"(D.R.'s old nickname )for one decade,so"RIIIIING!!!" hey Dennis, the 90's just called, and they want their favorite cross-dressing sambo back.lol

well there you have it folks,the first post of  2014,like always,we'll see you on the other side.

so from all of us here at DNN we say peace!!!!