We have a pulse!
Hi Folks! it's baby Friday! (Nah, it just Thursday), and the Da News is back on these streets! The wait has been interminable, and during our hiatus, we've witnessed a whole circus of shenanigans and entanglements that would put a soap opera to shame. It's been a whopping seven years since our last broadcast, but we're revving up the engines, getting our ducks in a row, and preparing to once again dominate the airwaves and the interwebs with our signature brand of hard-hitting and cutting-edge entertainment news. We've always been the legends of these streets, and we're here to remind you why!
Now, speaking of streets, it seems that the infamous Jada Pinkett Smith, our resident little toxic she-devil, is making the rounds on talk shows. Her mission? To peddle her new book, "Why I Love Tupac and Hate Will." Nah, lol, but come on, folks, let's not kid ourselves – hasn't she done enough to ruin that man's life? From the separation, the entanglement, the infamous slap heard 'round the world, and yes, we're going there – those peculiar offspring. It might just be time for a collective breather from all her tomfoolery.
That's all we have for now. So enjoy your weekend! From all of us here at DNN headquarters, we're signing off with PEACE!!!!
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