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hey folks it's Friday!!!!!

 yep,you no longer have to daydream about the weekend because it's merely hours away,and even though the weather outside is frightful,nothing can stop us from having a good one.

anyways,It's the first Friday of December and things are already starting to look like Christmas around here, sleet and snow everywhere, and I even caught a fat white man wearing a red jump suit trying to break into my place the other night.lol

But seriously folks, we here at DNN would like to take a moment to talk about this so called phenomenon known as "the knockout game", and how you can avoid getting knock the f%$#k out

if you're driving down the highway and you cut off  another driver, please do not pull over to try an explain to this person why you're such an A-hole, you might become the latest victim of the k.o.game.

if you are  drinking at a bar, please do not tell your bubby  just how hot you  think his slutty girlfriend is, you might become the latest victim of the k.o.game

if you know a sensible  black guy  with good taste, please don't tell him just how great you think the Tyler Perry movies are, you might become a victim of the knockout game, and finally if  you don't  think that DNN is the greatest network of all time, you might become the  victim of the k.o.game.

So there you you have it, and with that, we will see  you good people on the other side, so from all of  us here at DNN, we say peace! !!!

P.s.

besides a slight  headache and some  memory lost,  intern Biff Whiteman is recovering and resting comfortable at home.

the first thanks for nothing

hey folks,guess what today is!??

that's right it's Friday!!!but not just any friday,oh no,no,no,it's  DNN's special holiday edition!

yep,with thanksgiving less than a week away, we felt it was time to get into the o' holiday spirit.

well, since this holiday is suppose to be about giving thanks, we decided to ask the members of our news crew just what they are thankful for.

Chuck Johnson  head anchor of DA'NEWS said,"i'm thankful for my barber who always keep my hair line nice and sharp every week,and i'm also thankful for Fox ,and the other news outlets out there,because if it wasn't for them you wouldn't know just how great of an ass kick'in they receive from us on a daily bases. 

Tina Butterfield co anchor of DA'NEWS  said,"i'm thankful for blue mascara, Pumpki spice latte,black athletes,and oh,what he (Chuck Johnson)said.

Bary Huggs weatherman of DA'NEWS said,"i'm thankful for warm weather,cigars,and the end of this cheesy ass interview,oh and what he(Chuck Johnson) said.

and with that DNN is also thankful for you,the viewers,who makes doing this even more awesome!

well that's it for now,we'll see you folks on the other side,so from all of us here at DNN we say

GOBBLE! GOBBLE!

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spineless jocks

well hello there folks,it's friday!!!

man,we haven't said that magical word in awhile,but who needs deadlines anyway huh!?

the weekend is about twelve hours away,we've just got paid,and even though my check is laughing at me like

i was doing stand-up at the comedy  factory,that's not going to kill my vibe.

anyways,with all of the controversy that's going on in the NFL you'd have to be a Toronto Mayor to think that the  league isn't racist,and even though the players play a part in this"locker room culture",you only can expect so much from brutes who think that a band aid and a lolly pop is good enough for treating a concussion,"just keep me in the game coach!" SMH.

well  that all for now,like always we will see you on the other side,so from all of us here at DNN,we say

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!