have a coke and a smile

hey folks,guess what today is!?
yep,it's friday!!!!yeeeahhhh,booooyeee!!!!!!

that's right but not just any friday,it's Black Friday!

a day were people come out of the woodwork straight to the stores to buy things that they don't need,but the deals are just too darn good to pass up,soooo...
speaking of coming out of the woodwork,several women have come forward to accuse Mr. Bill"night,night",Cosby of taking their jello gelatin with out their permission over 30 years ago.

we at DNN wanted to get to the bottom of this story so we contact Mr.Cosby and he granted us an exclusive interveiw,but later he changed his mind and ask us not to air the footage,we assured him that we are a news company with the highest of integrity,and that we wouldn't dare air any of that footage without his consent,so....... ah, yeah, that exclusive interview with bill cosby will be airing soon,only on DNN!!!!!(don't you miss it!)

well that's all for now,like always, we'll see you folks on the other side,so from all of us here at DNN we sayyyyy peace!!!! 

RICKY THE RACCOON
hey folks,guess what today is!?
it's friday!!!!!!
welcome to the last day of October,Whoooooo! 

that's right,so be on the look out for spooks, goblins,and all the other things that go bump in the night,as you go out and about.speaking of looking out,we would like to welcome our newest member to the DNN family,his name is Ricky "the raccoon", Jenkins and he is the worldwide authority when it comes to all things coon.

as you may have notice,coons are becoming more and more prevalent on social media and televison these days,once was thought to be a nocturnal creator,they are now coming to the forefront in society.coons are very fascinating,but little is known about their life away from the spot light,so we at DNN have a new series called "Cooning with Ricky", join Ricky as he goes hunting for the biggest,brightest,buck dancing"iest" coons in North America,see what coons are up to,and what drives them to be.....well,coons.like Ricky always say,"who's better to track down coons,then a coon!"so set back relax and please enjoy,as it promises to be a wild and exciting ride!!!

well,that's it for now,like always we'll see you folks on the other side,so from all of us here at DNN we sayyyyyyyy,
peace!
          

please stand by

hey folks!we're back!
that's right, friday DNN is back with vengeance,so run out and tell everybody,cause things just got real!!!!!
see ya soon!!!!!!      

 

happy negroes

hey folks it's friday!!!!!
that's right and like all of the Fridays before it,we will bask in this day, knowing that the weekend is just around the corner,and with that you might say that one could be excited,or even "HAPPY",about that.(see what i did there?)

speaking of happy,
in a recent poll ,pharrell's "happy",song has taken the number one spot over "it's raining men",by the Weather Girls, as being the gayest song ever,it also beat out Whitney Houston's,"i will always love you",for the most annoying song as well, but besides that,we would like to commend pharrell on the song that mesmerized a whole lot of people and has become the anthem for young black folks everywhere,not since bobby Mcferrin's," don't worry be happy," song in the 90's have we seen so many negroes singing and dancing away there problems,and for that we thank you.(or not.)

anyway that's all for now,like always,we'll see you on the other side,so from all of us here at DNN we say-----PEACE!!!!!!

 

hoop dreams

hey folks,guess what today is?!!!
uh yeah,it's Saturday!!!!!

that's right we are smack dap in the middle of the weekend,and i hope you guys are have yourselves a good one.speaking of people who are having a good weekend,it seems that Ohio sports fans are having mutable orgasms at the rate of one every few seconds as they
realize that Mr.basketball himself," king", lebron james will be bringing his talents back to Cleveland next year.
news spread throughout the world as if it was the second coming of the son of man,and both Cleveland and Miami fans were seen crying in the streets and on social media ,aka Facebook(for different reasons of course.)with all of the hoopla over a guy who throws a ball through a hoop,one could almost forget about the NBA's nasty little situation  with owner Donald"no niggs" sterling  this past season.(i said almost.)at last check he still owns the Clippers and is probably on a yaht somewhere off the coast of France right now with his "bestie",Mark"we are all bigots" Cuban,sipping on champagne served to them by a shirtless Steven "ya'll niggs aint $#!h",A Smith, talking about this up coming season--(i digress.)

soooo,uh, with that it's off to the next big story,so from all of us here at DNN, we say peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


 

 

the first independence day

hey folks,guess what today is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(damn it feels good saying those words again)
it's friday/4th of july/weekend!!!!!!
that's right folks we are back on the air,yeah,we know,it's been along time coming,and we're sorry for the delays,but now we're back baby,and it's time to "turn up" as the young kid say.lol
so what better way to start things off with a bang, then on a 4th of july, plus the weekend huh?!!
today was filled with hot dogs apple pies and drunken Americans as we celebrate our  wonderful freedom,so as we gaze,and marvel at the fireworks that light up the evening sky ,let's take a few moments to remember those people, who on that faithful day back in 1776,still in chains,and who probably said to themselves,damn all of this independence talk,when y'all crackas gone let us go!! (i'm just saying...)

well,that's all for now,we'll see you on the otherside,so from all of us here at DNN,we say
peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a storm is coming!!!!!!!

oh,you thought we were done?!!
hey folks,just dropped in to let ya'll know about  the exciting news, what's that you ask?well DA'NEWS will be back to it's good ole ground breaking coverage soon!!!we're reloaded and ready to roll,just a few more tweaks here and there.we would also like to invite you all  to our brand new facebook page!that's right,so if you can't get enough of DA'NEWS here,you will  soon be able to go over and see what Chuck,Tina,Bary,and the rest of the crew are up to.

well that's all for now,stay tone and get ready because......
a storm is coming!!!!HA!HA!HA!    

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looking for answers

hey there folks,it's,it's,another miss Friday!!!yay!!!!

yeah,yeah,we know,there's a pattern starting to form around here,but for what it's worth we are working hard behind the scene to get back to some sort of schedule.

anyways,the world watched silently as the state of Florida once again fell flat on it's face during the Micheal Dunn trial a few weeks back, bringing the prosecution  record for these "harass and kill a black kid  cases to 0 and never,and as bad as it sounds, i think we all are beginning to expect nothing less from the "sunshine" state,that's not so sunny if your a black kid.

so now, what happens next?Micheal Dunn get's probation somewhere down the line,takes a tour of the gun factory that made the gun he used to murder with,and becomes a celebrity,who wants to box a simple negro for "charity"?well if so i hope it's with juror#8 who was mind tricked not to see color from  a bigot who wrote letters showing that all he see is color,so maybe he could beat some since into her hollow noggin for the next "harass and kill a black kid"case that they'll  have down there,or better yet,let's all join hands,bow our heads and pray that a giant sink hole put all of them out of there misery,now that sounds like a plan.   

well that's it for now,like always we'll see you on the other side,so from all of us here at DNN we say

peace!!!!!

coming out

well hello there folks!

welcome to the super late edition of DA'NEWS!!!(yay!)

 yes we're smack dab in the middle of the weekend,and with about 24hrs to go until monday,it's time to soak up every last drop,so let's begin, shall we!?

well the buzz around here is the coming out of the closet or should we say, the leaping out of the closet and doing a pirouette  by Micheal Sam i am.(gay)hee!but seriously, he will soon be the first openly gay NFL player next year after the draft,so we here at DNN have to wonder,if he is playing on your favorite team and is key to their success next year would you have a problem buying and wearing his jersey?  and will football finally over take figure skating as the gayest sport on tv?hmmmmm.

anyways we wish Mr.Sam the best of luck pursing his career in a league which is known  for it's  racist players and mascots and bone headed jock behavior,we have no dought that they will embrace him with open arms.(a lil sarcasm there.)

well that's all for now,like always,we'll see you on the other side, so from all of us here at DNN we say

peace!!!      

the bieber lotto

Hey folks its Friday! !!!!

That right , the weekend is quickly approaching, and we are waiting to embrace all of its wonderful glory  with opened arms.

Speaking of embracing with open arms, inmates around the country are  waiting with bated breathe  for their chance to make pop star teen sensation justin Bieber, their "bitch", behind  the state walls. Yes the bieber lotto has reached  fever pitch as the  singer continues to find himself  in trouble with the law again and again.
Bieber who's mug shot shows him smiling and looking more like Miley Cyrus, no doubt will become a member of the  prison twerk team  and will get passed around like a pack of cheap cigarettes immediately after entering lock down.
The pop star has always wanted "street cred",through out his career,  and what could be more gangsta then fighting off a group horny inmates in the shower, huh? (Be careful what you wish for, you thuggish vanilla latte gangsta you.)we'll report more as this story unfolds.

 Anyways, that's all for now, we'll see you folks on the other side, so from all of us here at DNN, we say peace! 

the polar vortex

hey folks,it's friday!!!!!

that's right,the weekend is at arms length,so what are you waiting for huh, reach out and grab it!!!

speaking of grabbing  things,you might want to grab a coat,hat,and some gloves when you go out, if you live on the east coast and the Midwest,cause it is colder than a polar be-- well you get the picture,so dress in layers people,and remember only 55 days to go until spring.(we're just saying)

anyways,our correspondent bif  Whiteman would like to think all of  the well wishers and cards that he received over the past few days,as you might have guessed,he his recovering from lacerations to the face after being slap by a five hundred pound polar bear while doing this story,bif is in good spirits and says that he can't wait to get back to work.

 well that all for now folks,like always we will see you on the othe side,so from all of us here at DNN,we say,KEEP WARM!!!!!! 

   

   

historic nonsense

well hello there folks,it's,it's the weekend!!!

at least what's left of it.

yep,with less then 8 hours to go until  dreaded Monday,we are determined  to make the best of every last minute.

 anyways,it's a new year and we here at DNN would like to welcome you all back for what's promises to be the best year ever! by now you all should know what we do around here, after going strong for three years, and with  the greatest stories and commentaries that you have ever read in you life,i think it's safe to say that we've earned the spot as the greatest news team in history. 

speaking of history Dennis Rodman was quoted as saying that his latest trip to North Korea was"historic",let's see now,a washed up NBA star with a band of washed up second rate players putting on a exhibition to promote world peace,i think the Harlem globetrotters would've been taken more seriously.

i'm sure you guys are with us when we say that we've seen enough of the "worm"(D.R.'s old nickname )for one decade,so"RIIIIING!!!" hey Dennis, the 90's just called, and they want their favorite cross-dressing sambo back.lol

well there you have it folks,the first post of  2014,like always,we'll see you on the other side.

so from all of us here at DNN we say peace!!!!