the world ends

well hello there folks!

can you guys guess what today is!?

huh?you said Friday!?well you are correct!!!!!YAAAAYYY!!!

well it's been a pretty busy time for the guys here at DNN of late,from crazy elections to sex scandals,we're like a fat kid in a bakery,damnit! we just don't know where to start.

congratulations to Barak Obama on his re-election,but most importantly, for given us all the joy of watching Bill  O'reilly and the rest of the gang at fox news faces crack like a cheap mirror.ahhh!,those memories will last a life time... 

  

anyways there's no time  for long chitter chatter,there's breaking news every where and no one can give it to ya like we can,right? so set back and relax and let us do our thing baby!

as always until next Friday we say peace!!   

      

an offer you can't refuse

ANNNNNNNND WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!
that's right folks, it's friday,and DNN is ready to do this @#$%ish!!!.
technical difficulties and tight deadlines be damned,you guys had to know that we wouldn't be gone for to long,and now, once again IT IS ON!!!
the presidental debates are under way,and finally the candidates are talking about issues that really means alot to us and our viewers...phones and strippers,what a winning combination. we ask our resident artist jaydubb how he feels about the president's proposal,and he had this to say."while it's not reparations for slavery, it is a good start."--jaydubb.

so there you have it folks,another episode down and plenty to go....so from all of use at DNN network,and until next friday we say PEACE!!!!!

GOING GREEN?

hey,folks!guess what!!?
it's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
yep,soon it will be time to have that drink that's sitting in the frig for a job well done.lol.

every since the "political" same sex marriage debate became popular,comic book companies are racing to to put out gay characters just to try an cash in,i just think that--wait a minute we have some breaking news!hmmmmm.

well it seems that Mickey Mouse has just released a statement saying he's had a secret affair with Bugs Bunny throughout the 1940's,damn!that high voice of his should have gave us a clue.Bugs Bunny could not be reached for comment,but as always,you can count on DNN to bring you up to date coverage on this shocking revelation. 

so until next friday,we say,PEACE!  

 

TRUMP THE CHUMP

hello there good people!
and welcome to friday!!!!!!!!!
that's right it's the first of the month  and i just got paid,so you know what means,should i pay my rent or blow it all on cheap women and alcohol,hmmmm,decisions,decisions.but seriously folks we here at DNN would like to hear from you,is that chi-a- pet on Donald Trump's head  affecting his brain,or is he just a playa hater?
call us on our hotline at 1-800-4DZNUTZ.
as always,
until next friday,i say PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!